{"id":193,"date":"2020-03-27T07:37:52","date_gmt":"2020-03-27T07:37:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.11\/wp\/?p=193"},"modified":"2020-06-02T07:14:39","modified_gmt":"2020-06-02T07:14:39","slug":"diario-de-uma-quarentena-dia-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.100nexo.com\/?p=193","title":{"rendered":"Di\u00e1rio de uma Quarentena  Dia 11"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"pld-like-dislike-wrap pld-template-2\">\r\n    <div class=\"pld-like-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"javascript:void(0)\" class=\"pld-like-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"Clique aqui se gostou do texto...\" data-post-id=\"193\" data-trigger-type=\"like\" data-restriction=\"ip\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-heart\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-like-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\">69    <\/span>\r\n<\/div><div class=\"pld-dislike-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"javascript:void(0)\" class=\"pld-dislike-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"Clique aqui se n\u00e3o gostou do texto...\" data-post-id=\"193\" data-trigger-type=\"dislike\" data-restriction=\"ip\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fa fa-heartbeat\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-dislike-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\">8<\/span>\r\n<\/div><\/div><p>Mais um dia de t\u00e9dio.<\/p>\n<p>Hoje dia 11 da Quarentena estive a conversar outra vez com a cadela sobre o sentido da vida. Entre muitas confid\u00eancias disse-lhe que n\u00f3s os humanos e os c\u00e3es somos muito parecidos pois gostamos dum bom churrasco e de sexo, e que se o v\u00edrus ganhar esta guerra possivelmente n\u00e3o vou chegar a ver o Sporting campe\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p>Disse-lhe ainda que se a ra\u00e7a humana desaparecer do planeta ela tem ainda ra\u00e7\u00e3o para dois meses no arm\u00e1rio da lavandaria mas que depois vai ter de aprender a ca\u00e7ar.<\/p>\n<p>E pedi-lhe, que aconte\u00e7a o que acontecer, que ela proteja a Caligula que \u00e9 nossa osga de estima\u00e7\u00e3o e que nunca deixe as sacanas das baratas e os seus amigos gatos tomarem conta do mundo.<\/p>\n<p>#fuckcovid19<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>69 8 Mais um dia de t\u00e9dio. Hoje dia 11 da Quarentena estive a conversar&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":271,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[22,21],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-divagacoes","tag-quarentena","tag-teletrabalho"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.100nexo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.100nexo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.100nexo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.100nexo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.100nexo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.100nexo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.100nexo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.100nexo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.100nexo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.100nexo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}